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Gifts Senior Moment Santa Forgot to Bring Me: Ginormous Toothbrush

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Bear For Punishment Backgrounds - One way of getting into a Yogi Bear cartoon was a pan over a long background while Don Messick, as narrator, sets up the plot. One of those cartoons was *...
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Sergio Leone and the Infield Fly Rule

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