The Archie McPhee catalog is provocatively enticing:
"They're thick, they're bold, they're really, really prominent — they're Mega Brows! Each package features three different styles of lush fake eyebrows with adhesive backing. Should fit most adult faces and can be easily trimmed to fit children as well."
See? What did I say?
Swell. The Grandpa. The Angry Scotsman. The Unibrow. I have been in desperate need of brow accoutrements for all occasions. Good caterpillars are hard to find.
