Mike Durrett: CONFIDENTIAL

Gifts Senior Moment Santa Forgot to Bring Me: Über Macho Chest Rug


I had so been wanting to downplay my voluptuously virile chest thatch.

Tucking myself under this portable thinning-out gift would have been less intimidating to the locals and have insured fewer stray hairs to waft through the IHOP.

I can't pay for everyone's Rooty Tooty Fresh 'N Fruities.
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