1. If you were to die today, what would your last words be?
"Argglflbhghhhh gfkklhgalg glggphlbblllgk ... that the southland gave birth to the blues!"
2. What would you want your epitaph to say?
3. What song would you want played at your funeral?
"The Itsy-Bitsy Spider."
It's where I came in.
4. In lieu of flowers, what should loved ones do in your honor?
Defib paddles! Defib paddles! Defib paddles!
And no ticklin'.
5. What unfinished business would you wrap up?
Oh, I'm no different than most people. Cremation plans in place, all there's left for me is to meat brush on the Lynchburg Tennessee Jack Daniels BBQ Fiery Smokin' Hott (151 Proof).
Someone else can do the grill floss.
