What the Heck Was I Thinking?

Actual Messages I Wrote, Forgot, Then Found While Cleaning Out My Email Folders

08/27/06

I went to the dollar store. Then I ate a pizza.

My day is done.

10/20/08

I had never heard that song before. The good news is the dust mites just stormed out of the house. By the way, Gomer says, "Hey."

10/01/08

The hard drive goes numb. Much like me.