Pardon Me, Boy, This Is the Paparazzi Poo-Poo

To my grave consternation, there is fallout from posting "Urine the Know."

I found this note and photos taped to our door.

Durrit:

Seen story on bear. You whizz your place to run him off.

You seen these pictures?

Got more. Will be in touch.

$$$, 200 grand.

Or else.

Hang loose,

Pepe