Mike Durrett: CONFIDENTIAL
Big weekend at the drive-in, seeing the wonderful true-life film "Dolphin Tale." We declined to sit outside the car in folding chairs, but my inflatable baby pool was so ambience.
I got some excellent exercise blowing it up, while I worked on my moon-tan.
I would've written sooner, but I was too pruned to punctuate.
All in all, the evening was absolutely delightful. Well, until some wise guy stuck a corn dog in my snorkel.
I hate to get mustard on my pool noodle.