This round of correspondence was initiated by my radio partner, Bob Middleton (a k a Bob Walker), formerly of "Boss Bad Radio."
I kid the Bob.
Bob says of WBAD, "1570 on AM dial, just above the police frequencies."
He's been a Kansas radio favorite for three decades, currently at My 93-1, Hutchinson. Bob once sent me an autographed tumbleweed. It's still blowing east.
I've known Bob from his days at WRAS, WIIN-97, and Z-93, Atlanta. His cat, Pooper, once jumped on my head and I kinda liked it.
As the cleverly branded Mike and Bob, we hosted the morning show at WFOM, Marietta (an Atlanta suburb), 1978-80. One of our popular quotes: "7:14, 39 degrees."
Bob still uses that. I get no checks.
In the following years, I wrote comedy material and published "The Security Blanket," a joke sheet for radio announcers in the United States and Canada. The monthly issues were along the lines of "The Electric Weenie," another comedy source for deejays.
Out of the blue, last week, Bob started asking the hard questions. He had found his wayward box of -- *cough* -- adlibs.
It's time to play that great radio fun game "Who Said That?" We will tell you [four] goofy lines. Did Mikey say [it] or "The Electric Weenie"?
- I need more taxes like Flipper needs Nair.
- It's so nice out, I saw Mr. Peanut getting fitted with a Polaroid monocle.
- Mr. Whipple's ancestors were opposed to squatters' rights.
- Weird dentist. He has pin-ups of Marie Osmond's cavities.
OK, which one is not a Mikey quote?
Golly. The first two are mine and have my rhythms.
I'd say one of the last two is not mine, probably Marie Osmond. However, I am not sure, although I do recall the Mr. Whipple. I'd be so proud to squat. And thanks for squeezing it out of me.
I hope I win some Turtle Wax.
You're right, MIke! Just for answering our question, you win two used airline tickets to Tallapoosa and some Rice-A-Roni, the San Francisco treat. Now, back to "Catch It and Keep It!"
So, I wrote the Squatters' Rights bit! Yay, me. ... I'm especially humbled.
More to come...