Although I play with my food, my spouse is not allowed to declare I'm behaving like a "child."
I prefer to be recognized as a Rooty Tooty Fresh 'N Fruity Feng Shuist.
Out of love and deference, not once, not one time in three decades, have I left the toilet seat up. Not once!
A jewel, aren't I?
The cats would fall in.
I read a report that said the average married couple has 312 arguments per year.
Husbands and wives should not quarrel so much. It is not productive in any reasonable--
Gee, I'm not the bickering jerk I thought. I could do worse. What's Donna's phone number?!...