Mike Durrett: CONFIDENTIAL
Gifts Senior Moment Santa Forgot to Bring Me: Hulk Snorkel
I might get invited to a pool party in The Incredible Hulk's navel.
And I would need this, an authorized Hulk Snorkel.
You see and you know.
He's actually quite big.
I would be swimming and might go under and need some air. The Hulk, having an enormous belly button, lotsa water, strong currents, would necessitate a Hulk Snorkel such as this one.
Big man, good family freak, but a Hulk Snorkel might be in order, if I were to be invited to a pool party in his navel.
I'm going to walk outside and check my mailbox for an invitation.
Very large swimming area on a savage like Hulk. Big chap. Big water. Snorkel-ready, be I.
Hulk Snorkel. Large, large navel. Wide. Substantial.