Gee, it's swell. Grander than anything on our cable. Documentaries on additives and special announcements about additives. I tell ya, I was informed, entertained, and, might I additive, thoroughly lubed.
Oh, not everything GSTV showed was educational and economical fuel for thought.
Saturday night, we arrived early, got us a good parking space (Pump #7, overlooking the trash barrel and the torn squeegee), munched some Peanut Planks, and tuned into Sheriff Andy and Deputy Barney going down to the gas station for a bottle of pop.
The program was utterly inspirational. I walked over to the Coca-Cola cooler -- that's right -- for a bottle of pop.
I have handlers. They coach me on stuff like that. Most brilliant minds in the business, working for me. I would have missed out on a fine bottle of pop.
Sunday, we returned, did some tailgating, checked the oil, and watched the exciting sequel. Matlock and sidekick Don Knotts going down to the gas station for a bottle of pop.
I walked over to the Coca-Cola cooler -- that's right -- for a bottle of pop!
And I thought to do so all by myself. I give my handlers Sundays off, their day of rest. I may need them today to coach me through Uncle Miltie's "Texaco Star Theatre."
Getting thirsty.
Every car lined up behind me is honking approval!
