Mike Durrett: CONFIDENTIAL

Tofurky or Not Tofurky?


Too funky.

100 Things About
Me #155
Whenever I have a medical check-up scheduled and I must fast for 12 hours in advance, Tofurky is what I won't be eating that day. I always won't be eating Tofurky while fasting, because I'd hate to skip a favorite meal instead.

I can't bring myself to eat Tofurky under any circumstances -- not during a fast, a medium, or a slow.

I'm afraid it would send me to a doctor.

Full of irony, ain't I?


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