
I've done massive geological research and I know the center of the Earth is indeed filled with screaming B-list actors, improbable situations, overbearing loud noises, and fast cutting. I don't need to see a movie of the same.
About the Clip

And not "old school," he said.
You know, I just hate it when the young meow that term to me.
I bristled and replied, "Well, Mr. Smarty Panther," what do you have to show me?"
That's when he unveiled this elaborate production number, starring the Malric Kittens, reminiscent of "A Chorus Line," I must say.
Bob Fosse would be in heaven.
Can't see the kittens? Try here.