It's been years since Batman showed himself in public, but what has happened to our most sartorially savvy savior?
Seeing this picture, my first impression was he's let himself go. He got tubby, doing donuts in the Batmobile.
Maybe he's working weekends as an Elvis impersonator?
Stranger things have happened to Batman. That penguin guy with the monocle, the top hat, and the creepy cigarette holder? Come on, he's not everyday at Wal-Mart. Easter, yes, but not everyday.
Closer inspection of the cereal box says "stunt figure."
Gasp! The Caped Crusader has stunted his growth!
Smokin' in the Bats Room?
And what does this revelation say about Cheerios?
"Hey, kids! Eat up! Grow big and strong! Two heads high!"
Squatios.
On the other hand, in fairness, maybe too much jumping off tall buildings shortens one's stance?
Gee, I hope so.
