Brilliant world observer William F. Buckley has died. I was saddened to learn of his passing, but there is good news here since I can now fire a bunch of payroll.
I employ a team of translators to distill Buckley's intellectual pronouncements into single syllables (the shorter the better) and non-threatening pictures of barnyard animals (the less beaky the better), so I can follow along.
Although Buckley did not pull the wool over our eyes, I could never understand his oratory -- plus, he spoke in an elongated manner with a heavy accent.
For what it is worth, I do not talk that way, however that is how I type....
Three words per hour. And I have to go back to correct the thousands of repeated key strokes and remove the incessant italics and bolding.
Here's a sheep:
Credits: ArtFavor sketch, Creative Commons / William F. Buckley photo via Wikipedia