Mike Durrett: CONFIDENTIAL

Gifts Senior Moment Santa Forgot to Bring Me: Jesus Air Freshener


Thanks to the oversight, my car does not smell like Jesus.

I'm thinking He's more of a Mysore Sandal Soap than Cashmere Bouquet.

Certainly not Lye.

My biological father was a classic orange Lifebuoy with a Blatz, maybe a sweet cordial.

Me, this morning, Caress and Gumout.


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