Mike Durrett: CONFIDENTIAL
Gifts Senior Moment Santa Forgot to Bring Me: Garage Sale Labels
I hoped Santa would bring me garage sale labels, because I can't afford them otherwise.
I was kind of embarrassed at the store. When the clerk finished adding up all of the individual price stickers, the package cost something like $175.50.
I said, "No, thanks," and went home, where, ironically, we can't afford a garage.
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