Mike Durrett: CONFIDENTIAL

Gifts Senior Moment Santa Forgot to Bring Me: Garage Sale Labels


I hoped Santa would bring me garage sale labels, because I can't afford them otherwise.

I was kind of embarrassed at the store. When the clerk finished adding up all of the individual price stickers, the package cost something like $175.50.

I said, "No, thanks," and went home, where, ironically, we can't afford a garage.


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