Gifts Senior Moment Santa Forgot to Bring Me: Gnarly Noses - Mike Durrett CONFIDENTIAL

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Gifts Senior Moment Santa Forgot to Bring Me: Gnarly Noses

No Gnarly Noses.

I guess my cosmetic surgery is inevitable.

Last year, Santa forgot to bring me Nifty Goiters.

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