I've needed to research the tale of when Blitzen took a cigarette break and deposited his gum wad on Rudolph's nose, causing everyone to stagger and grope around in the dark on that night Claus fell into true love with Cupid.
And I've so much wanted to read Santa's memoir of the messy gum-blowing explosion which forced him to shave his beard, "Dubble Bubble Stubble."
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