Mike Durrett: CONFIDENTIAL
Gifts Senior Moment Santa Forgot to Bring Me: Cat Naps
I asked for the Cat Naps calendar. Instead, Santa bestowed additional napping time to Morty. That kitty only gets up to pee and check his email.
I don't wish to complain, because his naps do allow me quality time alone with the ball of yarn and the little mechanical scoot mice.
I need the exercise.
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