Mike Durrett: CONFIDENTIAL

Feed Me

Continued From: "I Stand Corrected," part of a thread starting with "Cents and Sensibility."


Next stop on our grand shopping riot, refreshments!

My wife cut a Tic-Tac in half, doggy-bagging the leftover for "tomorrow's lunch."

I stupor-sized an Oleomargarine Smoothie.

When I regained consciousness, we went looking for more high fashion accessories.

"And," I said, "I might get me some of them defibrillator paddles."

"Stat!" yelled Donna.


Continued: "Fedora Me"
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