My wife and I have been feeling down recently, so what better way to cheer ourselves up than to whirl off on a fabulous shopping spree?
To make things extra special, I decided to take Donna on her first ever visit to Big Lots!
But, this Big Lots store was so intensely exciting, the exclamation point could not wait to appear until the end of the company name.
Mercy.
Donna was frightened by the implied pressure of that premature exclamation, so I drove around until I could find her a less overwhelming, routinely exciting Big Lots!
She's a beginner.
Continued: "With This Ring I Be Cred"