Mike: Have you seen my hairbrush?
Donna: Yes, I put it with mine.
Mike: Better be careful, or they might mate and we'll get a bad sweater out of it.
Donna: I just put it there to clean.
Mike: [picks up his brush and points at the clump of hairs] Look here: 1973. Long before I met you.
Donna: Michael!
Mike: See this? [points again] That's the night I saw "The Sting."
Donna: [snorts] You're awful! You are awful!
Mike Durrett: CONFIDENTIAL
Hair Loon
Twenty-six years of marriage. Actual conversation: