Mike Durrett: CONFIDENTIAL

Unsporting Goods

Continued From: "Even More Horrendously Escalating Bad News," "Footnote," and "Remembering My Sneakers."


I would buy new shoes sooner, if I could find replacements.

That reminds me of a typical story.

Awhile back, for the first and last time, Donna and I visited this establishment to purchase shoes. We were browsing the big selection of athletic footwear, when a sales representative approached.

Here's our actual conversation.

Clerk: Help you?

Mike: Yes, do you have any canvas sneakers? I'm a vegetarian and I can't buy leather.

Clerk: No.

Donna: Thanks.

Mike:
Dick's.
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