Shopping for morsels for our Morty, we noticed Disney has devised another way to squeeze a buck. The company is marketing its own celebrities' endorsed pet chows.Yum, That Darn Cat food to make kitties mischievous and Old Yeller dog cuisine to ensure a pup thrives until his excruciatingly emotional demise, I reckon.
Hey, Walt Vault, don't forget us humans!
How about Beauty and the Feasts, Seven Dwarfs Seven-Course Dinners (snack size, of course), Flavored Flubber (The Goo That Chews), Swiss Cheese Family Robinson, and Dumbo Gumbo?
Continued: "Whiffy Pop"
