"Mommy, Timmy ate my jelly belly!"
Bad parenting at movie theatres is a good reason. I have personally witnessed hundreds, if not thousands, of incidents like this one during my previous life as a cinema employee.
Our pal Stan writes about his Monday at the drive-in theatre where he works, a school night, by the way.
"...I was helping out at the gate when a couple with three under-10 children drove up. When they asked what 'The Hills Have Eyes 2' was about, I told them that it was about some mutant humans capturing and eating some National Guardsmen. In other words, a cannibal movie.
"Their reply: 'We'll take two.'"
Kids under 10 are admitted free. Great for families looking for brain damage on a budget!
