Big weekend, pondering questions my parents never answered.
Friday: Mom and Dad are deceased. I am still waiting for The Sex Talk. I have been married nearly 29 years. May I PUHHH-LEEEEEEEZE proceed?!!
Saturday: Washer Woman's Elbow. They never explained Washer Woman's Elbow. And here I suffer suds and a clogged lint trap up my sleeve.
Sunday: Why is it guys go clueless at 55 and walk around with their zippers open?
Of course, I remain too pubescent and keen to have had any personal experience.
