Did I mention I've been married 26 years?
10 Things Gals Crave in Bed
1. Fresh linens! Tucked linens! Coordinated linens!
2. Pillows! Pillows! Pillows!
3. HGTV
4. Remote control planter
5. Significant other speaks fluent Wamsutta
6. Being poised to pounce with strategic, nefarious cold toes
7. Cuddlesome cat, dog, or Linens 'n Things catalog
8. Weird-ass pajamas! Weird-ass clock radio station! Something, anything weird-ass floral!
9. Knowing "What am I going to wear in the morning?"
10. Sleep