A Peeping Mary Jane observes the sinister world outside her rear window, where she witnesses Peter Parker and his Amazing Fantasy, as he frolics hither and thither in Spider-Girl spandex and "kiss me, swat me" pedipalps.Later, she watches suicidal Venom dilute himself with Nutrasweet.
But not before the Green Goblin's henchmen sap our hero's wall-hugger powers, gang-buffing Spidey with Cling Free dryer sheets.
