I have progressed into the second month of the mindbogglingly stuffy head and chest cold that has become an international
cause celebre. With the awards season in full swing (i.e., Golden Globes, Oscars), I'd like to thank the little people who gave me the taint.
Thanks, kids. Now, be on with you. Go sneeze on dinner.
I'd also like to thank our county officials for placing the commemorative plaque in my yard. I'll cherish it always.
I'm the first blocked on my block to be so honored.
Gosh, I'm getting the sniffles.
