Thanks to the online Become an M&M Character Creator, I've finally been able to check off another accomplished dream of life.
I have designed an M in my own image. You don't know what it means to me to get free monogramming.
All of my essence has been captured: my sweet, sugary-coated complexion, high-gloss green sheen, arms growing out of my ears, and that ever-mysterious lack of candy ass and manly bits. It's a great day.
I'd love to show you my creation, but the Mars, Incorporated legal department says, "Nuts to you."
I hope they melt.
Nevertheless, via About Humor, you can create your own M with those tools on Mars.
