The Mail I Get

A Bob Walker of Wichita, Kansas writes:

Hey, Mike, before you rotate your dimples, could you play more Barry White on your site?

No.

To which, Bob responds:

May a day old bread truck backfire mold on your hood ornament.

I just had to get that off my chest.

By the way, day camp was fun, but I miss my mommy.

To which, I respond: May Justin Timberlake out your pastry squirter.