Mike Durrett: CONFIDENTIAL

The Mail I Get

A Bob Walker of Wichita, Kansas writes:
Hey, Mike, before you rotate your dimples, could you play more Barry White on your site?
No.

To which, Bob responds:
May a day old bread truck backfire mold on your hood ornament.

I just had to get that off my chest.

By the way, day camp was fun, but I miss my mommy.
To which, I respond: May Justin Timberlake out your pastry squirter.

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