My Recent Confessions and Observations on Twitter, Where Everything Must Be Said in 140 Characters or Less
As of today, I have acquired all 190 Three Stooges comedy shorts -- and is there a pie in this house? No! There! Is! Not!
Sharing some 3 Stooges love, @WH2H_Radio threw me a virtual pie, which my wife intercepted. I'm off to Virtual Divorce Court & Laundromat...
THE GIRL WITH THE DRAGON TATTOO is super. I, The Boy With the Dragon Breath, connected with it. I give it four Tic Tacs.
Judge ruled it's OK to lie about military service. You know, I was in the Navy to get the gravy & the Army, I got the beans.
Actual Headline: "Suspect wore fake breasts, clown pants" ... Some days, I am afraid to read the news....
Tonite's Movie: THE MEN WHO STARE AT GOATS (2009) was like staring at goats.
I need to correct a previous post. Full disclosure: Watching THE MEN WHO STARE AT GOATS was like staring at eyelids. The inside of eyelids.
Why I Do What I Do: Because I am the only person posting to my accounts, I always get to sit in The Legs Chair.
I believe my Bruce Willis Eau de Parfum is a knock-off. It has a hair in it.
Press Release: "An Evening with Garrison Keillor, Wednesday, Nov. 17," Atlanta. Well, that explains the loud snoring noise over N. GA today.
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