"Here I am -- the latest Himbo to hit town."
"Living in sin with The Fruit of the Loom."
"Jury Duty Prep --
"Collect the pocket lint.
"Can I have your pocket lint?"
"Puppy Weaning Parfaits"
"Changing my name to 'Funky.'"
Mike Durrett: CONFIDENTIAL
Cryptic Notes to Self
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