My Recent Confessions and Observations on Twitter, Where Everything Must Be Said in 140 Characters or Less
Been outside with the cat, playing Slumdog Little Ball With a Bell in It.
My pal ran the follow spotlight on Robin Williams at the Fox Theatre in Atlanta last night. 30 years & counting, I'm still chasing Mindy.
Next, "RT" means "ReTweet" (i.e. quotation). In this case, I shared and commented on something atomcomedy wrote...
@atomcomedy RT: "Having never watched THE BACHELOR, I am somehow still riveted by just what a douche that Jason guy is." FRI. THE 13th, too!
Producers of Sarah Silverman's sitcom: "Concerned they won't be able to maintain the integrity of the show." LOL, integrity!
Going around: The Octo-Mom Breakfast at IHOP: It's 14 eggs, no sausage, and the guy next to you pays for it.
Got a follow-up on my medical physical last month and all appeared well. Especially the wallet photos.
"Woman's 38KKK breast implants have a gallon of silicone." Not a bigot, just big 'uns. Welcome to Silicone Valley. http://snurl.com/bdd6x
I'm not buying anything like hotcakes today. But, I am taking the garbage to the dump like hotcakes and later I'll be napping like hotcakes.
Finished napping like hotcakes. Grateful I didn't snore like garden omelets.
I'm back from a five-hour long distance trip to have a sandwich with my wife. Yes, it was romantic. I got to hold her mayo.
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