I had never heard of commercial camel rides in America. I knew of pony rides and big horsie rides. Did those, even mule rides.
I've flown Dumbo at Disney, too. My official airline, by the way.
So, when word filtered down camel rides were coming to my tiny community, I was raring to go. We don't get much excitement in the mountains. (Chiquita stickers on Walmart bananas is recurring spectacular.)
Wild Thing. That would be me.
But the high hump strut was not meant to happen. I was forced to decline.
My dromedary had a pink safety railing.
It was a girl's camel!
