Magic Fate Bee

For months, I've listened to Jerry Seinfeld tell us to put our trust in "Bee Movie." I didn't give it much thought until I passed this sign.


I looked over my shoulder. The back of the display was flashing:

BETTER NOT
TELL YOU NOW

OUTLOOK
NOT SO GOOD

REPLY HAZY,
TRY AGAIN

"Don't count on it," I said. "My reply is no."