Touch of Evil
Even though the doomsday threat was frightening, I was also busy thwarting a deadlier killer which continues to plague our young people -- and, of course, that would include me.
Beware, lads. Be ever vigilant. Cooties can strike without warning.
--That's all. I'm done. Sorry, boys, I'm having a Cootie fit flashback. I'm going to check out of here early today and endure a full body shower with Pumice soap and a stern brass bristles brush.
I'll calm down eventually, probably during the delousing and the hot wax.
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