We made three automobile trips through Alabama this spring. I went. I saw. I pondered.The bottom line: I may become a carpetbagger. There's a strong chance I will relocate my residence to the Anniston area.
Today, my fellow Alabamians, I hereby announce my intention to form an exploratory committee to determine whether I should seek the honor of becoming your next Sergeant at Arms of The Ice Cream Club.
Public service is what I am all about. And Chipwiches.
I pledge I shall not rest until I give every Blue Bunny a good hole.
If you freeze me out, I'll, at least, drive over for the mixers -- and to straw poll the Miss Milkshake contestants.
Oh, and I dip when I dance.
