I went to my doctor's office and left a urine sample.
They hadn't asked for one.
Just another random act of kindness.
I looked super, too, in my Bladder-Man costume.
It's the latest thing, Spandex with Ziploc technology.
It comes with a swim mask and snorkel, but I only use that after movie theatre colas.
No one wanted to shake hands, so I made my hasty exit.
I followed the dribble back to the car.
The Pumpmobile.
I raced through the nearest carwash with my head out the window, mouth open to reload.
Donna was impressed. She's perfect as my junior sidekick, Whiz Kid.
Love is a mini splattered thong.
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