Star Sighting

Continued From: "Star Stalking," part of a sequence beginning with "Fall Festivals O' Fun"


At first, I was skeptical.


But, then I knew.


It was the real Owen Wilson.

Continued: "Another Dream Served"
Also: Fall Festivals O' Fun - 2005 Gallery #1-8
^{Paparazzi photos by Bill Jackson (top) and Donna Durrett}

Sticky Situation

Continued From: "Star Sighting," part of a sequence beginning with "Fall Festivals O' Fun"

"Local Honey, that's not exactly what I was looking for," I said, pointing to the sign. "I picked up a Loco Honey here last year."

"Oh, you did. Did you?" inquired Donna.

"Yeah, remember when I brought the car around for you at the gate?"

Good thing I purchased a bottle of honey. It came in handy for my Loco Hubby overnight at the Waffle House.

*sigh*

Battered and baked again.


Continued: "Those People Are So Hay"
Also: Fall Festivals O' Fun - 2005 Gallery #1-8

Let's Go, Ladies, a One, a Two...

Continued From "Another Dream Served," part of a sequence beginning with "Fall Festivals O' Fun"



I lingered outside of these dressing rooms, waiting for synchronized, bedazzled leggy showgirls to step out in ravish-me pumps for a high kicker production number that never happened.

A nice man strolled by and said for only five dollars I could opt for the surprise behind Door #8.

I offered my regrets, but I had to go find a restroom....


Continued: "Welcome to North Georgia"
Also: Fall Festivals O' Fun - 2005 Gallery #1-8

Fall Festivals O' Fun

"So, let's make sure I've got this straight. If we win the raffle, the kid is free. We won't have to pay for any of that food or togs or medical exams or college tuition stuff?

"That adds up. Indeed, it does. Indeed, it do.

"What about bedding? Sneakers with blinky lights? Free? Totally free? No expense to us, whatsoever? Ever?

"The child is free.

"Wow.

"Horsey head on a broomstick? Piano lessons? NERF Balls by Parker Brothers? What about NERF Balls? Are the NERF Balls free?..."

Continued: "Star Stalking"
Also: Fall Festivals O' Fun - 2005 Gallery #1-8
^{Thanks to William Colquitt}

Fall Festivals O' Horror

Well, don't you just hate to see this?... 

Sad. So sad. I observed the parents strolling their *baby* around the festival for a long time in an eerie silence. It was haunting, heartbreaking. 

If only I could have been of service to them. I was very, very hungry.


Previously: Fall Festivals O' Fun

Star Sighting

Continued From: "Spelling Tee," part of a sequence beginning with "Fall Festivals O' Fun"



At first, I was skeptical.


But, then I knew.


It was the real R2-D2.

Continued: "Sticky Situation"
Also: Fall Festivals O' Fun - 2005 Gallery #1-8

Welcome to North Georgia

Continued From "Let's Go, Ladies, a One, a Two...," part of a sequence beginning with "Fall Festivals O' Fun"

Continued: "Spelling Tee"
Also: "Fall Festivals O' Fun" - 2005 Gallery #1-8 | "Dueling Banjos Redux"

Those People Are So Hay

Continued From: "Sticky Situation," part of a sequence beginning with "Fall Festivals O' Fun"
Next: "Iced Plea"
Also: Fall Festivals O' Fun - 2005 Gallery #1-8

Spelling Tee

Continued From "Welcome to North Georgia," part of a sequence beginning with "Fall Festivals O' Fun"

"My grandpa took me to the festival and all I got was this big ass mistake souvenir t-shirt."

Continued: "Star Sighting"
Also: "Fall Festivals O' Fun" - 2005 Gallery #1-8

Iced Plea

Continued From: "Those People Are So Hay," part of a sequence beginning with "Fall Festivals O' Fun"



Aw, drat. If only I could find something "COLD" to drink.


Next: "Battery Not Included"
Also: Fall Festivals O' Fun - 2005 Gallery #1-8

Another Dream Served

Continued From "Star Sighting," part of a sequence beginning with "Fall Festivals O' Fun"


My actor friend, William Colquitt, has long wanted to shoot a picture with Owen Wilson.


Making miracles happen. It's what I do.


Continued: "Let's Go, Ladies, a One, A Two..."
Also: Fall Festivals O' Fun - 2005 Gallery #1-8

Battery Not Included

Continued From: "Iced Plea," part of a sequence beginning with "Fall Festivals O' Fun"

Next: "Star Sighting"
Also: Fall Festivals O' Fun - 2005 Gallery #1-8

Star Stalking

Continued From: "Fall Festivals O' Fun"

"Might I have a moment with The Original GutterGuardian? I'd like to get him to sign my autograph book, please.

"Oh, he's not here? Hmm.

"Must be his weekend to work Security at Diddy's crib...."

Continued: "Star Sighting"
Also: Fall Festivals O' Fun - 2005 Gallery #1-8

Out on a Climb

Continued From: "Star Sighting," part of a sequence beginning with "Fall Festivals O' Fun"








Also: Fall Festivals O' Fun - 2005 Gallery #1-8

Star Sighting

Continued From: "Battery Not Included," part of a sequence beginning with "Fall Festivals O' Fun"


At first, I was skeptical. But, then I knew.


It was the real Statue of Liberty.
Or George "Goober" Lindsey.

I'm fuzzy on my yesteryears.


Next: "Out on a Climb"
Also: Fall Festivals O' Fun - 2005 Gallery #1-8
^{Photo ©2007 William Colquitt}

Fall Festivals O' Fun

Worst Homemade Fudge Ever!

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Kids were captivated by spooky attractions, including Jurassic Dinosaur Park, Sinking Ocean Liner, and the Michael Jackson Spotted Surprise.

Filed under: Mike Durrett, confidential, personal, stuff, festival, soap, humor, humour, fun, photos, jokes, comedy

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"M'm! M'm! Good Grief!"

Nothing says "fine dining" like a funeral.

Today's Special: Creamation of Vegetable Soup with Perpetual Carrots.

Bury a corn dog with relish.

All you can shovel, $8.95. Saints slightly higher.

Holy water on draft.

Member F.D.I.C. (Funeral Directors in Catsup).

No food more than 24 hours old or your order is embalmed.

Filed under: Mike Durrett, confidential, funeral, food, festival, soap, humor, humour, fun, photos, jokes, comedy

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For That Archaic, Lactating, Hollow-Horned, Bearded Ruminant Mammal Freshness!

Beauty's Barnyard Bath With a Whiff of Cheese!

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Reference: Dictionary.com

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"Hey, where all the Whores of Gore at?"