On Physical Attributes
I voted for you in the "Best Looking" contest.
Thank you. I'm certain it's because I have better than 20-20 vision.
On the Fourth of July
Happy 235, America! You look great for your age!
California is a bit pudgy.
On the Future
I'm looking forward to "Super 8" but I doubt that it'll be as good as the British original, "9.5."
I'm still smarting from Motel 6.
Continue to be amazed at the number of people who speak---orally or otherwise---without having a clue.
Colonel Mustard in the study with a candlestick.
I have a brown cat and two black-and-whites. That's three, but no cat juggling for me. I have no orange cats. It's a rule to juggle oranges.
I have an orange cat. She would not be amused if I juggled her though.
Try sawing her in half.
Or pull a rabbit out of your cat.