My Recent Confessions and Observations on Twitter:
Watching: MR. MAGOO'S CHRISTMAS CAROL CHANNING.
People look at you like you're crazy if you wear a Pilgrim hat. I have no idea why. I cut the proper amount of leg holes in it....
Watching: WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS ELSEWHERE.
Item: "Passengers Rage at New Naked Scanners, Patdowns." Hey, get over it. I can't be too safe in my piggyback rides business.
Watching: DECK THE HALL & OATES.
Reimagining Rodney Dangerfield: "If it weren't for the TSA, I'd have no sex life at all."
Watching: DANCE OF THE SUGAR PLUM BIEBERS.
Going to the county dump for a festive Christmas dumpster toss! Fa la la la la... Pray there is no mistletoe...
Watching: PRANCER'S "DON'T ASK, DON'T TELL" POINSETTIA PARTY.
Drat. I missed being named PEOPLE's "Sexiest Man Alive." But I am MISCREANT WEEKLY's "Schlub With a Pulse." So, there, I haven't lost it....
Watching: SANTA'S LAPLAND.
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