Me and the missus and the cummerbund attended the theater, "A Tuna Christmas."
Favorite quote: "I've seen better hair on anchovies."
Afterward, looked in window at Fantastic Swams.
Survived wife-inflicted Outlet Mall. My only outlet necessitated an hour-long slog through Kirkland's. I
Let out, mauled.
Watched the first episode of National Geographic's "Great Migrations." So violent and disturbing, I great migrated myself off the couch and returned the DVDs to the store unwatched.