My Recent Confessions and Observations on Twitter, Where Everything Must Be Said in 140 Characters or Less
20th Century-Fox firms up PLANET OF THE APES prequel: PLANET OF THE MONKEYS IN THE BELLBOY SUITS.
Volkswagen is using music from Alfred Hitchcock's THE TROUBLE WITH HARRY (1955) in a TV commercial. Are we to expect a body under the hood?
On the first Earth Day in 1970, we were GUARANTEED to be extinct within 10 years! ... Not a thing like Global Warming...
I just saw a fire-snorting goat on TV. I think I may take up drinking....
Playboy is publishing a 3-D centerfold. Sounds kinda skimpy on the bosom to me.
News: "Father of the Trampoline Dead at 96." Services will be held as soon as he comes down ... comes down ... comes down ... comes down...
News: "Father of the Trampoline" funeral continues. He keeps popping up from the hole....
Poison frontman Bret Michaels released from hospital. Bandanaectomy a success!
More on recently found movie footage of Abraham Lincoln... Historians infatuated with back-up dancers dressing in his hat.
Watched: 500 DAYS OF SUMMER. Unrequited love. Been there. Done that. Been there. Done that. Been there. Done that. Ahhhhhhhhhhh, good times.
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