Mike Durrett: CONFIDENTIAL

Hearts Attack

Overheard, Watching the News
According to our TV, a movement is on to end the celebration of Valentine's, the day Donna and I chose to be wed.

Twenty-five years of marriage. Actual conversation:

Mike: If they abolish Valentine's Day, does that mean we're not married?

Donna: No.

(Pause)

Mike: I'll find an angle.

Donna: Don't think you can weasel out of it, honey.

(Pause)

Mike: Oh.

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