How many times do I have to tell Santa this is the Deluxe Clock Radio and Sound Machine I want?
It has the six soothing nature noises I like to hear as I slip off to dreamland each evening: Ocean, Summer Night, Rain, Rainforest, Thunder, and Waterfall.
Santa slipped me a knock-off. Instead, I'm listening to Ocean, Summer Night, Rain, Raccoon Nasal Drip, Hacking Cough Bakery Clerk, and Elton John Nuptial Bender.
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