You have been most kind, but please stop.
It is, after all, time to stop.
We must insist you cease all deliveries of Chia Shreks to us immediately.
Many stores will be open until 6 tonight, Christmas Eve, for your returns and replacement gifts.
Thank you for not delivering Chia Shrek to within 1000 yards of our tree.
It's the law!
Chia Donkey, Chia Bugs Bunny, Chia Daffy Duck, Chia Tweety, Chia Taz, Chia Garfield, Chia Shaggy, and Chia Scooby-Doo refused separately.
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