Toy Boy

CONFIDENTIAL Q&A

Questions to Mike posed by The Friday Five.

1) What is the most dangerous toy you have now?

Turbo-powered atomic nose hair trimmer. Inhale wrong, get a free lobotomy.

2) What was your favorite toy as a child?

Tape recorder. By age 9, I was producing full-length shows with skits and music. Today, it would be called UPN.

3) What is your favorite toy now that you're "grown up?"

Girls. (Batteries not included.)

4) What is the most dangerous toy you had growing up?

Batteries. (Girls not included.)

5) What one toy do you wish you had/have?

The Energizer Playboy Bunny.