10. Urologist always hums "It's a Small World."
9. Favorite Internet porn site: ziggy.com
8. Favorite drag queen: Mary Poppins Fresh Doughboy
7. Mr. Disney requested I not wear a bikini.
6. Allowed to watch only cartoons, and then only "Scooby-Don't."
5. Baby teeth grew in AFTER my adult teeth.
4. We wrote our nuptials in Alpha Bits, making "I DO" with a pair of zeroes.
3. Hip tattoo is Welch's Grape Juice.
2. Belly ring matches the one in my tub.
And the number one reason my life should be rated "G":
Mating dance is Shake'n Bake. And I helped.
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